The other day I found Harry, the Civil Toaster (“civil” not as in kind, but because he was in the civil service) in the driveway tossing corn chips. “Harry… dare I ask what you’re doing?” “It’s very simple, white bread,” he said. (Are toasters naturally rude, or is it something they develop over time?) “I […]

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